Bé Việt is in sunday school and Tr. Lâm asks the class where Jesus is today?
Bé Paul raises his hand and says,"Jesus is in my heart cuz i love him very much." Bé Mary raises her hand and says,"Jesus is in heaven cuz he's dead."
Bé Việt answers, "Jesus is in my bathroom,"
Tr. Lâm askes,"why is that?
Bé Việt replies, "because I heard my older brother screams
at my sister this morning 'JESUS CHRIST, ARE U STILL IN THERE'."