forget the dog beware of the Thiếu Nhi!

There were five Tr. standing under a small umbrella. How come none of them got wet?
It wasn't raining.

How can you be sure to get into heaven when you are at St. Peter Gate?
Make sure you carry a rooster.

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato when he started walking too slow behind him?
Catch Up... (Ketchup)

What do you call a kid who's smart and cry a lot?
Ấu Nhi!

What did one strawberry say to other strawberry?
If we weren't so sweet we wouldn't be in this jam!!!!

Why did the skeleton run up the tree.
Because the dog was after his bones.

When is it terribly bad luck to have a black cat cross your path?
When you're a mouse!!!!!!!!!!

Where do Superman's goldfish live?
In the supper bowl!!!!!!!!!